The word “Jesus”.

Jesus

Note: Translated words like ‘Jesus’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Jesus
e+66+66 .. = “ss”, “a is”.
ss = ss -66-66 .. = “e”.
Therefore:
Jesus = “Ja ie us”.
ie-66 = Bi, 11, “ja”.
add two “o”.
Therefore:
Ja = “Joao” = “Joke”.
Us = U 19, “91”..
9 is 81, “Ha”.
One:
o+66 = “Ha”.
ne-66-66 …. = “M”, 13, book 1 ch = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Jesus = “Joke Joke Ha Ha Ha”

Note: The logic used to reach “Ha Ha Ha” conclusions are consistent with the logic use to translate Abram, Abraham, Ishmael. Hagar, Sarai/Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Lot, and Jesus — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were planted there by GOD meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The word “Lot”.

Laughter

Note: Translated words like ‘Lot’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Lot
Lot = “La et”.
add 0+66+66 … = “ugh”.
et+66+66 … = “Ter”.
Therefore:
Lot = “Laughter”.

Note: The logic used to reach “Ha Ha Ha” conclusions are consistent with the logic use to translate Abram, Abraham, Ishmael. Hagar, Sarai/Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, and Lot — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were planted there by GOD meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The word “Jacob”.

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Note: Translated words like ‘Jacob’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Jacob
Ja is “Joao” = “Joke”. (add two “o’s).
c is 100, 1+33, 34, Cd, 114, “11 4”.
Therefore;
Jacob = “Joke 11 4 ob”.
11 is 10 1, “Ja” = “Joke”. (see above).
D is four, F is “Fun”. (add 0+66+66 … = “mt”, book 40, 40 is 04, backwards is book nu, backwards is un)
o+66 = “Ha”.
ob is 152, 152-66-66 = “22”, New Testament 2, book Mk, “Ha, Joke” — see above.
Therefore:
Jacob = “Joke Fun Ha Joke”.
C is Carbon = “Cartoon”. (Bo = 20, “T”, add “o”).
Therefore:
Jacob = “Joke Cartoon, Ha Joke”.

Note: The logic used to reach “Ha Ha Ha” conclusions are consistent with the logic use to translate Abram, Abraham, Ishmael. Hagar, and Sarai/Sarah, Isaac, and Jacob — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were planted there by GOD meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The word “Isaac”

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Note: Translated words like ‘Isaac’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Isaac
Isaac = Isaa c = “aasi”.
si-66-66 .. = “a”.
Therefore:
Isaac = “aaa”.
aa = 11, 10 1, “Ja”.
add oo.
Therefore:
aa = “Joao” = “Joke”.
a is one, ne-66-66 … = “M”, 13, book 1 Ch = “Ha”.
o+66 = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Isaac = “Joke Ha Ha Ha”.
I is 9, 8 1, “Ha”.
s is 19, 19+66 = “He”, H+e = “13”, “ac”, book 1 ch = “Ha”.
a is one, “Ha Ha”. (see above).
Therefore:
Isaac = “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha”.

Note: The logic used to reach “Ha Ha Ha” conclusions are consistent with the logic use to translate Abram, Abraham, Ishmael. Hagar, and Sarai/Sarah and Isaac — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were planted there by GOD meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The words “Sarai” and “Sarah”.

Joke

Note: Translated words like ‘Sarai and Sarah’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Sarai and Sarah
Sarai:
Sara = Atomic Symbol Ra, backwards.
Ra backwards is Ar, has atomic number 18, backwards = “Ha”.
I is 9, book 1 Sa, AS a, 8, 8 is book of Ru = 18 U, “Ha”.
i is 9, “8 1”, “Ha”.
Sarah:
h is 8, book Ru = 18 U, “81”, “Ha”.
Therefore:
Sarai = “Ha Ha”.
Sarah = “Ha Ha”.

Sara = Atomic Symbol Ra, backwards is 18, book of Job, “Jaeb”.
Add “oo”..
Therefore:
Job = “Job” = “Joao eb” = “Joke eb”.
eb is 5 New Testament, book “ac”, 13, book 1 ch = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Sarah = “Joke Ha Ha Ha”.
Sarai = “Joke Ha Ha Ha”.

Note: The logic used to reach “Ha Ha Ha” conclusions are consistent with the logic use to translate Abram, Abraham, Ishmael. Hagar, and Sarai/Sarah — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were planted there by GOD meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The word “Hagar”.

Joke

Note: Translated words like ‘Hagar’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Hagar
Ga is G+a, “8”, H.
Therefore:
gar = “Ha h”.
H is 8, book of Ru = 18 U, “Ha”.
Therefore:
Hagar = “Ha Ha Ha”.

Note: The logic used to reach “Ha Ha Ha” conclusions are consistent with the logic use to translate Abram, Abraham, Ishmael and Hagar — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were planted there by GOD meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The word “Ishmael”.

Joke

Note: Translated words like ‘Ishmael’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Ishmael
is is iai, “a”. (i’s cancel).
a is one, o+66 = “Ha”.
ne is AD 5, book ac = “m”.
m is 13, book 1 Ch = “Ha”.
h is 8, book Ru = 18 U, “81”, “Ha”.
a el = 1 element, “H”.
Therefore:
mael = “1 ch” = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Ishmael = “Ha Ha Ha”.
Ishmael:
i is 9, book 1 sa, “as A”, Atomic Symbol 1 = “H”, 8, book Ru = “18 u” = “Ha”.
s+66+66 = “He”, H+e = “13”, book Ach = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Ishmael = “Ha Ha Ha Ha”.

Note: The letters “Mael” point to “1 Ch”, book 13 — to give you confirmation that these “Ha’s” were meant to be.  The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The words “Abram” and “Abraham”.

Joke

Note: Translated words like ‘Abram, Abraham’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Abram — Abraham:
ab is 12, 4+8, 48, backwards is 84, 84-66 = “18”, backwards = “Ha”.
ra = aha.
a is one, o+66 = “Ha”, ne-66-66 … = “m”. Ne is AD 5, book “ac”, “m”.
m is 13, book 1 Ch = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Abram = “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha”.
Abraham = “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha”.

ab is 12, 84, 84-66 = “18”, book of “Job”.
ra = R+a, “S”.
Therefore:
Abraham = “Job Sham”.
Job = “jaeb”.
add “o”, twice.
Therefore:
Ja = “Joao” = “Joke”.
eb is 5 new testament, book ac, 13, book 1 ch = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Abraham = “Joke Ha Sham”.

Genesis 17:1,5
“When Abram was ninety-nine years old, the Lord appeared to him and said, ‘I am God Almighty; walk before me and be blameless.

No longer will you be called Abram; your name will be Abraham, for I have made you a father of many nations.’”

Note: The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The words “Hang on the Cross”.

Joke

Note: Translated words like ‘Hang on the Cross’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Hang on the Cross:
ng-66 = “Ha”.
Cr is C18, “81”, “Ha”.
o+66 = “Ha”.
s+66 = “He”.
Therefore:
Hang — Cross = “Ha Ha — Ha Ha He He”.
He = H+e, 13, m, book “1 ch” = “Ha”.
Therefore:
Hang — Cross = “Ha Ha — Ha Ha Ha Ha”
On:
o+66 = “Ha”.
N is 14, backwards is 41, book “Mk”, backwards is “Km”.
K is 11, 10 1, “Ja”, add two “o’x”, Joao = “Joaae”, “Joke”.
m is 13, book 1 Ch = “Ha”.
Therefore:
On = “Joke Ha”.
The:
he-66 = “19”.
Therefore:
The = Ts, 20+19, 39, book Mal.
al = 1 12.
1 is One, “Om”, “Ha Ha”. (ne-66-66 = “M”).
12 = 48, backwards is 84, 84-66 = “18”, backwards is “81”.
Therefore:
The = “Ha Ha ha Ha”.
Hang on the Cross = “Ha Ha — Ha Ha Ha Ha, Joke Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha”.

Note: The Bible, and all the names in it are a “God Sting”. Biblical names convert to silly things like “Ha Ha, Joke”.

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The word “Church”.

Joke

Note: Translated words like ‘Church’ indicate unusual relationships between the character positions in the word(s) being translated and result of the translation.

God (UFO/ET) talks to us through the ET Corn Gods language translation of words.

Words and groups of words are like computer programs which explode into a family of predetermined meanings.

Church:
Ch is 108, 18.
R is 18.
Therefore:
Church = “18 U 18 18” = “Ha Ha Ha”.

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